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Only Dead on the Inside

By James Breakwell

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Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

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ISBN: 9781944648633

Publication Date: October 2017

ISBN: 9781944648640

Publication Date: October 2017

ISBN: 9781944648640

Publication Date: October 2017

ISBN: 9781944648640

Publication Date: October 2017

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It’s not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That’s hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.

Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won’t change at the end of the world. There’s no reason you can’t be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best—and only—chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don’t read this book, your children will die.

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About the Author

James  Breakwell

James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages eight and under. He is best known for his family humor Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn, which boasts more than a million followers. The account went viral in April 2016 and transformed James from a niche comedy writer into one of the most popular dads on social media. James has published three books, with several more planned for release in coming years. Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse offers useful advice for how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Bare Minimum Parenting: The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child teaches regular moms and dads to best overachieving parents by doing less. How to Save Your Child from Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else that Might Happen on an Average Tuesday is a guide for dealing with literally everything else. And most recently, Prance Like Nobody’s Watching is a guided journal specifically for kids.

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Latest Press

Barnes & Noble (Indianapolis, IN) — signing on October 15, 2017 from 2-4 p.m. EST

Free Library of Philadelphia (Philadelphia, PA) — author talk and signing on December 4, 2017 at 7:30 p.m. EST

ALA “The Laugh’s On Us” — author part of event on June 25, 2017, 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. ...

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Publication Details

Format: Paperback

ISBN: 9781944648633

Dimensions: 6 x 8 x 1 in.

Weight: 1 lbs.

Publication Date: October 2017

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ISBN: 9781944648640

Publication Date: October 2017

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